There's been a style tragedy out here in the streets of DC that needs to be addressed...dudes wearing skinny jeans incorrectly. Now some may argue that 'style-is-as-style-does', so one cannot misinterpret a trend--they simply make it their own. O contre', what I am speaking of is a horror...bagging skinny jeans. Not only is it ugly but it DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF HAVING SKINNY JEANS!!! The jeans are skinny to be form fitting so it doesn't make any sense to buy them in a larger waist size so they can sag below your boxers. Then these dudes wear them with fat ass shoes like the Nike Sharkley's and think that they doin' it up but alas, they only look like victims of bad style.
Conversely, you dushbags that have jeans so tight that we can see your camel toe...you need to have that cut off and donated to a tranny society.
I hope I don't see this during the fall or next summer along with Crocs (these are not fucking fashionable!! stop it!!) because pictures will be taken and posted here.
Peep Complex magazine's to fix the problem...DENIM 101.
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